I WANT TO BE A................

I want to be a hamburger ,

So I could be eaten all day,

I want to be a hamburger

with cheese,

I would be going in to the stomach,

Of a man from Kazakhstan,

His name would be Kroncanolds

I would be eaten in McDonalds,

With ketchup and mustard,

The man would gain 124820 stone from me,

After he digested me,

I would be in the sewers,

With the rats who would eat me more,

And I would be dead!