I want to be a ……….

I want to be a …..sandwitch

  With ham, cheese and pineapple maybe a splash of

Ketchup.

In 3 minutes I’d be et.

I’d be in the stomach of a fat  man from Pakastan.

His name would be Hemele

He’d be married to a wheel.

There child would be a 13 stone seal.

After the digestion period I end up in the sewers .

An Arabian  man  would use my left overs to make

A carrot for his Hindu parrot.