THE NORMAN BATTLE

The Norman knights went up to the castle wall and up to the gate to see if it was safe for the rest of the men to come up. All they saw was a man at the gate fast asleep with a smell of drink off him. Herbert went up to the man and cut his head off. " ATTACK" , he said and the rest of the army marched up. They fired a cannonball at the gate and it was completely destroyed and they barged in. They killed everyone , no one could kill the knights. Herbert the leader , went up to the king and started chopping his body parts one by one. First the toes , then the legs. He finally got to the head and shoved the sword right through it. "HAHAHAHAHA", said Herbert , and he took a bite out of his cheeseburger , and a raging party started. Herbert was then so drunk he actually jumped off the top of the keep and died. The hungry peasants who were not allowed food  ate him and enjoyed it. They attacked the rest of the knights and ate all them too. After that they all had heart attacks and died. One peasant hadn't eaten anything because he was drunk. He had stolen all the Budweiser while the knights weren't looking. He became king but died of starvation because there was no food.

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