Chirp: Well no one did ask you did they cluck? no I didn't think so, but you know  I'm only coding you! I don't think its nonsense if you ask sure didn't old quacker down the  road in farmer O'Malley's farm get very sick all of a sudden?

Cluck: Well she did yeah but that could of been anything! After all down here in Galway maybe up there  in a big city like, oh I don't know, Wicklow! Sure what would that bird flu want with us? I don't like what's going on! That bird flu fella coming down here and thinking he can have any of us chickens just because he is royalty and were just country girls!

Chirp: Well he is quite good looking i wouldn't  mind being mrs.Chirp Flu if you ask me!

Cluck: Well that's you're choice isn't it? Well you can do that if that's what you're into!

Chirp: Fine then I will   Mrs. chirp flu, I like the sound of that!