Chip:  its grand.Hows being an elevator?

Raisin: it has its up's and down's.

Chip: So how is life going? 

Raisin: Well I just got engaged!

Chip: Really?

Raisin: NO you spastic I'm an elevator. 

Chip:OK. Wanna hear a joke?

Chip: Why did the Uairanen gynecologist throw the clock out the window?

Raisin: why? 

Chip: To see time fly.

Raisin: that sucks .

Chip: Don't blame me, I'm a muffin