| :lemsip: max strength:
Don't use calpol use me, lemsip, the lord of all headaches. rotar: curse you calpol, and your power over me!!! Lemsip: I'm no calpol you piece of slime, I'm lemsip champion of the world, bugs fear me, people praise me. ![]() Later (cough) Lemsip: Someone's ill, lemsip to the rescue( dives into a cup and becomes a cup of lemsip max strength) (man drinks) Man: that's better, a that relieve feeling, heaven. (lemsip dives into throat) Lemsip: ooooo, the osophagus, how I remember you., now where is that bug...come out, come out where ever you are (pauses for a moment) Now I'll count to 10 and come and find you, my illness carrying friend. 1,2,3,4....10, here i come ready or not (starts sprinting along, into the stomach) so there you are my friend (pulls out a plastic light saber) Bug: good evening mr.lemsip, i've been expecting you. you won't beat me(pulls out light saber)... my son. Lemsip: lets duel (charges, Shouts) lemsippppppp. Bug (blocks strike then kicks lemsip)(noises of sabers hitting each othe, finaly lemsip knocks bugs saber over) Lemsip: the force is strong with you, but not strong enough.(sticks saber into bug) fairwell my foe. (flies out) THE END
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