:lemsip: max strength: Don't use calpol use me, lemsip, the lord of all headaches.
rotar: curse you calpol, and your power over me!!!
Lemsip: I'm no calpol you piece of slime, I'm lemsip champion of the world, bugs fear me, people praise me.

Later 
(cough)
Lemsip: Someone's ill, lemsip to the rescue( dives into a cup and becomes a cup of lemsip max strength) (man drinks)
Man: that's better, a that relieve feeling, heaven.
(lemsip dives into throat)
Lemsip: ooooo, the osophagus, how I  remember you., now where is that bug...come out, come out where ever you are (pauses for a moment)
Now I'll count to 10 and come and find you, my illness carrying friend.   1,2,3,4....10, here i come ready or not (starts sprinting along, into the stomach) so there you are my friend (pulls out a plastic light saber)
Bug: good evening mr.lemsip, i've been expecting you. you won't beat me(pulls out light saber)... my son.
Lemsip: lets duel (charges, Shouts) lemsippppppp.
Bug (blocks strike then kicks lemsip)(noises of sabers hitting each othe, finaly lemsip knocks bugs saber over)
Lemsip: the force is strong with you, but not strong enough.(sticks saber into bug)  fairwell my foe.
(flies out)

THE END