Mouse Trap: hey

Phone: What you doin!?!?!

Mouse Trap: nothing much, just lazing around, do you want to discuss how we are going to kill everyone in this house hold!?!?

Phone: yeh, ok!, wait Im ringing!

Mouse  Trap: you going to answer that!?

Phone: nope!

Mouse Trap: Erm......ok

Phone: So......

Mouse trap: how you going to kill the big man!?

Phone: duno....(yawn)........ probly shoot him with my lazer beams

Mouse Trap: oh yes.... and what lazer beams are these!?

Phone: emmm..... the ones coming out of my cords

Mouse Trap: oh yes.... ive heard of that before, it was front page in the news headlines  "Cordless Phone gets locked up for killing a man with the lazer beams in his chords" its an everyday thing you know!

Phone: oh yes.........

foot  steps are heard and big man comes along, and picks up the phone

Phone: dialing as usual, im known for it, and also for my lazer beams!

Mouse Trap: yes......even though ur a cordless phone!

Phone: ssssshhhhhh! no one else knows that!

Mouse Trap: jeez....... phones and their lazer beams these days

silence falls............  

Mouse Trap breaks the silence: yeh....well..... you have lazer beams I have cheese....