Sam is a book and Peter is a clock   every day  in there owner house they talk about  stuff on the shelf  there is Sam and on the wall there is Peter .One day they talk about something very interesting :  
  Sam you completely mad to day you couldn'tt stop thinking you remind  me of the owner the little one is ok but the parents are  mad !!! 

peter :  You little book wath u do all day? read yourself how depressing  IT REMINDS ME OF SOMEONE , HO yes you!!

Sam and u remind me of a annoying clock that can t stop ticking !!!