Sword one: I was the one who fought in world war two!  

Sword two: They didn't use swords in world war two! You are one stupid sword! I on the other hand was used by William Wallace!

Sword one: Swords aren't ment to be smart they don't have brains! And   William Wallace didn't exist!

Sword two: He did exist! there was a movie about him! it was called Brave Heart! And it was really good! I killed five hundred English men back in my day!

Sword one: How did you see it you don't have eyes! I was owned by a Celtic   warrior! Who died in a bog!

Sword two: We were the same! We were both good swords!

Sword one: Ye you're right!

  THE END!