Cupid's H.Q

"What took you so long. We have a serious crises here. Valentines day is falling a part. Commander Cupid, rally your troops and prepare for lift off. Lieutenant Gabriel, search the head quarters from  cherub soldier you can find. we need all the help we can get. This is dreadful, lazy boyfriends late for dinners, vain girlfriends trying to choose their clothes, even the dogs are having trouble. Sergeant bring out the new guns. Yes, the ones with the hearts on them, don't try my patience soldier. I'm not in the mood.  Man the gun-ships and for gods sake Joe, don't shoot the neighbors.   VROOOOM!     

Quick, get that lad over there before he messes up. Watch that girl there, aim for the head. That's it boys, your doing grea.... JOE! I thought I told you to watch the neighbors. God, you beginners couldn't tell your wings from your big toe. Looks like a long day ahead for me.