VALENTINES STORY

What took you so long???

"I'm sorry but I'm going out with someone else. You are the biggest idiot on earth if you thought I loved you", said Bob "This relationship is over.

She slapped him in the face and ran away crying like an idiot.

Bob saw his ex with a Pakistani named Phoebe and threw eggs at them and legged it. She split up with the PakistanI because he was scared of milk. Bob tried to get back together with her and she egged him and legged it. Both their hearts were broken. She then started going out with Bobs best friend and Bob drowned him in milk. They were both heartbroken on Valentines Day.

THE END