Valentines Day......................

What took you so long.

Was it because I did not walk the dog or was it because I came home late last Tuesday after you had spent all day preparing a romantic dinner for me. Oh what could it be oh what could it be. Give me a sign God anything just tell me why Michelle is annoyed at me is it because she thinks I have another woman is it or is it just because she does not love me anymore.

Well hopefully Michelle wont be as angry next valentines day. If we are still married that is.