A Valentine's Day Story
At a quarter past the hour of twelve on Saturday day, when Brian Brians and his soon-to-be wife, Hughella Hughs. were beheld to a glorious feast of theirs, in Mary's home, in striding, came John Johnson. He was the towns new tanner, after the old one, Mick Mickery was bellowed dead! As soon as he came in to deliver Silius' order,Mary felt strange and worrying thoughts about the wedding coming upon her. Shy became in love with John Jackson, and decided that on the night of the 10th of thee month, she would leave Silius.
But, one of Silius' skills was reading thy soon-to-be wifeth, and realized there be no more loveth between them... Unless he got rid of the imposter...He decided to kill him in the night of the 10th of thee month, as to not disrupt the wedding (as it cost him too mucheth)!
So, on the 10th, Brian, went to kill John, and Hughella went to leave with John. Hughella got there just before Brian, but Brian burst through the door and shoteth John witheth his new ''gun''. He saw Hughella was about to leave with the now deadeth John,and so he shant stay with her, and shot her too.
But, Brian did not know whateth to next do, as he thoughteth that puteth wouldbe put upon him into jail, so he fled with the town model, in his neweth Ferrari.
